i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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