I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
then he tried to convert me to islam
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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