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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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