Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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