So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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