Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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