hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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