Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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