We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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