is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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