my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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