im gay
i know
yea but for you.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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