Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm at about main and main street
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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