All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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