I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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