he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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