But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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