Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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