He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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