The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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