put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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