Small penises have feelings too.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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