she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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