And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
