So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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