She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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