Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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