So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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