I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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