So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I love having hate sex.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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