dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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