just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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