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i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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