I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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