super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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