My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
The uberlube is also flammable
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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