I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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