So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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