you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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