I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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