He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
we should paint friendship bongs
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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