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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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