I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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