he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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