My friends, they love my intelligence
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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