super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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