I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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