She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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