So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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