I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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