everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
you inspire me to be a worse person
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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